Friday, August 12, 2005

Sad State of Affairs

You need a babysitter for the evening for your 9 year-old child. You only have 2 choices at this late moment. You must choose between a Catholic priest and Ozzie Osbourne as your babysitter.
Whom do you pick?

6 comments:

NMAMFQLMSH said...

Ozzy hands down. As much as he is burnt to a crisp I just know he has an artistic, caring, you can't fool me, soul. Plus I think my 9 year old would look pretty cool with a tattoo (J/K).
Peace,
JJ

Trudging said...

Ozzie and hope he brings Sharon along.

Phil said...

I cancel my plans and stay home with my 9-year-old.

Scott W said...

Think I'll forego the whole having kids thing this lifetime. But if I did have to decide, I would definately choose Ozzy. He's sober now and I agree with Trudging, I love Sharon!

sirreene said...

I go with JJ. If my 9 year old is anything like my other 2... Ozzy will survive the night ok.

One Drunk to Another said...

I go with the priest. The vast majority of them are lovely people.