Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Rare Children's Books

If you're a parent, you know how expensive reading material can be. I ran across these rare titles at a bookstore for Bargain Children’s Books ...

"You Are Different, and That’s Bad"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
"Dad’s New Wife, Robert"
"Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share"
"Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book"
"The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Bobby Was So Bad His Mom Stopped Loving Him"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"All Cats go to Hell"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly"
"That’s it, I’m Putting You up for Adoption"
"Grandpa Gets a Casket"
"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
"You Were an Accident"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"
"The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan"
"Your Nightmares Are Real"
"Where Would You Like to be Buried?"
"Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School"
"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? A See-for-Yourself Book"

4 comments:

GodlessMom said...

Pop up book of human anatomy?
Grandpa gets a casket?

Twisted and wrong! Where can I buy them?

Anonymous said...

Bobby Was So Bad His Mom Stopped Loving Him"


LOL

Unknown said...

I have such fond memories of mom reading us "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will."

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